Migsafnut is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, unthinking goat.

Migsafnut created the planet Venus five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Migsafnut, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Migsafnut, it will boil you in a big pot.

Migsafnut's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Migsafnut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick cats.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Hide from purple moths for they are unholy.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.