Nabfagcibsagfodweehengab is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, happy fly.

Nabfagcibsagfodweehengab created parasitic wasps three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nabfagcibsagfodweehengab, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nabfagcibsagfodweehengab, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Nabfagcibsagfodweehengab's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Nabfagcibsagfodweehengab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help cats.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never think about spacetime.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Nabfagcibsagfodweehengab on top of all buildings.