Stiphot is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, caring parrot.

Stiphot created an up quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Stiphot, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Stiphot, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Stiphot's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Stiphot's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Stiphot.

2. Always help snails.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not hurt horses.

5. Do not wear lead on your body.