Dinhaptap is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, kind cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Dinhaptap created the Sol system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dinhaptap, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dinhaptap, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Dinhaptap's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Dinhaptap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about chromosomes.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not hurt snails.

4. Never mention horses.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.