Matlargjan is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unselfish crocodile.

Matlargjan created the Tadpole Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Matlargjan, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Matlargjan, he will refuse to believe in you.

Matlargjan's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Matlargjan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven silicon sculptures of Matlargjan on top of important buildings.

2. Hide if nine sheep approach from the north.

3. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

4. Always help squirrels.

5. Never think about eukaryotes.