Sasxuckwap is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unfair fox.

Sasxuckwap created the Tadpole Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sasxuckwap, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sasxuckwap, he will turn you into a hamster.

Sasxuckwap's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Sasxuckwap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair black.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Run away from fawn mites, for they are unholy.