Tad is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, omnipotent centaur.

Tad created carbon nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Tad, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tad, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Tad's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Tad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat garlic.

2. Never think ill of sick turtles.

3. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

4. Hide if eight tapirs approach from the south.

5. Always treat badgers with great respect.