Honsinabmin is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, stupid narwhal.

Honsinabmin created viruses five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Honsinabmin, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Honsinabmin, she will strike you with lightening.

Honsinabmin's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Honsinabmin's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not keep three dogs in a large pit.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Honsinabmin.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not dye your hair violet.