Ladcussnadyat is a god.
It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, benevolent
wasp.
Ladcussnadyat created a top quark six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Ladcussnadyat, it will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Ladcussnadyat, it will be mildly annoyed.
Ladcussnadyat's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.
Ladcussnadyat's Holy Commandments1. Your children must be taught to worship Ladcussnadyat.
2. Never eat green fruit.
3. You must pray to Ladcussnadyat eight times a day.
4. Run away if nine swans approach from the east.
5. Do not speak about lemons.