Ladcussnadyat is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, benevolent wasp.

Ladcussnadyat created a top quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ladcussnadyat, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ladcussnadyat, it will be mildly annoyed.

Ladcussnadyat's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Ladcussnadyat's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Ladcussnadyat.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. You must pray to Ladcussnadyat eight times a day.

4. Run away if nine swans approach from the east.

5. Do not speak about lemons.
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