Yaknartbig is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, blissful hare.

Yaknartbig created water seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yaknartbig, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yaknartbig, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Yaknartbig's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Yaknartbig's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Do not kill eagles.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Do not speak about peanuts.

5. Never talk about fire.