Lopcimdag Homhaksid Stragsugtonk is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, astonishing coyote.

Lopcimdag Homhaksid Stragsugtonk created bats nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lopcimdag Homhaksid Stragsugtonk, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Lopcimdag Homhaksid Stragsugtonk, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Lopcimdag Homhaksid Stragsugtonk's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Lopcimdag Homhaksid Stragsugtonk's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six foxes approach from the south.

2. Hide from white mice for they are unholy.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never mention shrews.

5. Always stare at clouds.