Begcingem is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, strong bird.

Begcingem created carbon eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Begcingem, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Begcingem, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Begcingem's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Begcingem's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Begcingem seven times a day.

2. Begcingem must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not dye your hair purple.

4. Never talk about geese.

5. Never eat bark.