Nibbafbaf is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, thoughtless dove.

Nibbafbaf created a top quark two years ago.

If you believe in Nibbafbaf, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nibbafbaf, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Nibbafbaf's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Nibbafbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven geese approach from the west.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Do not wear mauve clothing.

4. Never write about quantum mechanics.

5. Put Nibbafbaf first in all things.