Dodflabdan is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, intelligent crocodile.

Dodflabdan created gold three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodflabdan, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dodflabdan, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Dodflabdan's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Dodflabdan's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Dodflabdan's priests.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

4. Put Dodflabdan first in all things.

5. Pray towards the south.