Motvondab is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, self-assured faun.

Motvondab created silver three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Motvondab, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Motvondab, he will turn you into a puffin.

Motvondab's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Motvondab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

2. Never talk about dark matter near cats while wearing brown shirts and balancing four aluminium spheres on your hands.

3. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

4. Do not dye your hair green.

5. Never think about black holes.