Minvogsin is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unjust meerkat.

Minvogsin created bats seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Minvogsin, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Minvogsin, he will jump up and down on your head.

Minvogsin's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Minvogsin's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.