Fatlistgud is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, proud camel.

Fatlistgud created gold five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fatlistgud, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fatlistgud, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Fatlistgud's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Fatlistgud's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from green sharks for they are unholy.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Worship no other gods but Fatlistgud.