Sinsabvig is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, blissful frog.

Sinsabvig created tapeworms seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sinsabvig, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sinsabvig, he will turn you into a sheep.

Sinsabvig's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Sinsabvig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

5. Never talk about chromosomes.