Bellvadjin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, loving mole.

Bellvadjin created the Milkyway nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bellvadjin, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bellvadjin, she will turn you into a plant.

Bellvadjin's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Bellvadjin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Always look after injured tapirs.

5. Erect a large copper sculpture of Bellvadjin on top of all buildings.