Nannarttar is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, weak whale.

Nannarttar created a charm quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nannarttar, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nannarttar, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Nannarttar's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Nannarttar's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured doves.

2. You must never eat melons.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never eat green fruit.