Lipvidtikrotfom Lakrowgum Pomrawhin is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, amazing octopus.

Lipvidtikrotfom Lakrowgum Pomrawhin created the Black Eye Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Lipvidtikrotfom Lakrowgum Pomrawhin, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Lipvidtikrotfom Lakrowgum Pomrawhin, she will make you grow a tail.

Lipvidtikrotfom Lakrowgum Pomrawhin's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Lipvidtikrotfom Lakrowgum Pomrawhin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Lipvidtikrotfom Lakrowgum Pomrawhin's name in vain.

2. Do not drink water in red rooms.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.