Gepgut is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, competent dog.

Gepgut created everything that exists eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gepgut, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gepgut, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Gepgut's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Gepgut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always help squirrels.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.