Nurlcapdid is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, moody fox.

Nurlcapdid created the planet Mars four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlcapdid, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nurlcapdid, he will manifest in front of you.

Nurlcapdid's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Nurlcapdid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never go into purple rooms.

3. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.