Laggumlat is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, dishonourable hedgehog.

Laggumlat created the Virgo Supercluster three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Laggumlat, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Laggumlat, it will throw large rocks at you.

Laggumlat's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Laggumlat's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.

3. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never eat limes.