Satbassflat is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, duplicitous human.

Satbassflat created the Sol system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Satbassflat, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Satbassflat, she will remove you from existence.

Satbassflat's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Satbassflat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not leap in public.

2. Never jump in the presence of tortoises.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

5. Never think about black holes.