Bessganbod is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, self-confident centipede.

Bessganbod created a Higgs boson seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bessganbod, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bessganbod, it will turn you into a plant.

Bessganbod's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Bessganbod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not eat lemons.

3. Never talk about cats.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics.

5. Always stare at clouds.