Bamfossten is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, calm chicken.

Bamfossten created the Virgo Supercluster four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bamfossten, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Bamfossten, it will turn you into a worm.

Bamfossten's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Bamfossten's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dwarf planets.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always treat sheep with great respect.

4. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.