Cipcidjip is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, staggering dolphin.

Cipcidjip created everything that exists two years ago.

If you believe in Cipcidjip, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cipcidjip, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Cipcidjip's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Cipcidjip's Holy Commandments

1. Cipcidjip loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never think about quantum field theory near foxes while wearing pink skirts and balancing three copper spheres on your arms.

4. You must never eat beans.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cipcidjip.