Nurquartsas is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, dishonourable weasel.

Nurquartsas created Africa five million years ago.

If you believe in Nurquartsas, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nurquartsas, she will not care at all.

Nurquartsas' most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Nurquartsas' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. You must never eat lentils.

5. Always help badgers in need.