Badfotlun Listvenken is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, unsympathetic slug.

Badfotlun Listvenken created an electron two million years ago.

If you believe in Badfotlun Listvenken, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Badfotlun Listvenken, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Badfotlun Listvenken's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Badfotlun Listvenken's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Never wear fawn shirts.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.