Matmum is a god.

She takes the form of a large, strong bat.

Matmum created dark energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Matmum, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Matmum, she will send minions to preach to you.

Matmum's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Matmum's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three ducks approach from the south.

2. Never feed lots of garlic to dolphins while wearing magenta tights.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Matmum.