Rullhomget is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, overgenerous dog.

Rullhomget created the universe three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rullhomget, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rullhomget, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Rullhomget's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Rullhomget's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill otters.

2. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not speak about corn.

5. Never talk about dark energy near grasshopers while wearing mauve shoes.