Kopjatyattdunragabpanquat is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, all-powerful goat.

Kopjatyattdunragabpanquat created the world six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kopjatyattdunragabpanquat, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Kopjatyattdunragabpanquat, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Kopjatyattdunragabpanquat's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Kopjatyattdunragabpanquat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Hide if eight mites approach from the north.