Pombog is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, caring eagle.

Pombog created the planet Earth three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pombog, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Pombog, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Pombog's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Pombog's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face turquoise.

2. Never think about electromagnetism near ants while wearing orange rings and balancing three platinum spheres on your head.

3. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

4. Never write about dark matter.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.