Hudwegmad is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, unjust tapir.

Hudwegmad created the Sunflower Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudwegmad, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hudwegmad, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Hudwegmad's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Hudwegmad's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always look after injured swans.

3. Always obey Hudwegmad's priests.

4. Never wear dresses.

5. Never look at galaxies.