Panbusnan is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, clever finch.

Panbusnan created humanity four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Panbusnan, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Panbusnan, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Panbusnan's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Panbusnan's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never wear turquoise boots.

3. Hide if four nematodes approach from the south.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Never feed parsnips to ants while wearing gray dresses.