Femfetrow is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, all-knowing chicken.

Femfetrow created parasitic wasps two years ago.

If you believe in Femfetrow, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Femfetrow, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Femfetrow's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Femfetrow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Do not hurt badgers.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never bounce near foxes.

5. Always help sick shrews.