Sintonxin is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, effective raccoon.

Sintonxin created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sintonxin, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sintonxin, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Sintonxin's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Sintonxin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Sintonxin in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. You must pray to Sintonxin nine times a day.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.