Yarpxenflab Fonnuttfommonwikgar is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, smart badger.

Yarpxenflab Fonnuttfommonwikgar created Asia four years ago.

If you believe in Yarpxenflab Fonnuttfommonwikgar, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yarpxenflab Fonnuttfommonwikgar, it will cry a lot.

Yarpxenflab Fonnuttfommonwikgar's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Yarpxenflab Fonnuttfommonwikgar's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yarpxenflab Fonnuttfommonwikgar.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

4. You must pray to Yarpxenflab Fonnuttfommonwikgar six times a day.

5. Never wear violet tights.