Rawbadbom Dityogtaf is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, sage tortoise.

Rawbadbom Dityogtaf created everything that exists seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawbadbom Dityogtaf, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rawbadbom Dityogtaf, he will think nothing of it.

Rawbadbom Dityogtaf's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Rawbadbom Dityogtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed carrots to porpoises while wearing yellow shirts.

2. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
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