Vogkanged Kiksatnutt is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, benevolent bear.

Vogkanged Kiksatnutt created the Sol system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vogkanged Kiksatnutt, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vogkanged Kiksatnutt, she will destroy your favourite star.

Vogkanged Kiksatnutt's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Vogkanged Kiksatnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair fawn.

2. Run away from gray sheep, for they are unholy.

3. Do not drink water in black rooms.

4. Never talk about chromosomes.

5. Worship no other gods but Vogkanged Kiksatnutt.