Komlarndaglib is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, all-powerful shark.

Komlarndaglib created gold two years ago.

If you believe in Komlarndaglib, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Komlarndaglib, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Komlarndaglib's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Komlarndaglib's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Always obey Komlarndaglib's priests.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never pour water over plants.