Sabmitwod is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, blissful zebra.

Sabmitwod created the Sun seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sabmitwod, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sabmitwod, it will turn you into a mouse.

Sabmitwod's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Sabmitwod's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

2. Always obey Sabmitwod's priests.

3. Never feed lots of limes to mites while wearing white dresses.

4. Never sing in the presence of goats.

5. Never talk about chromosomes.