Lopmanshav Bunbotcap Honstanstrag is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, loving faun.

Lopmanshav Bunbotcap Honstanstrag created a Higgs boson four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lopmanshav Bunbotcap Honstanstrag, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Lopmanshav Bunbotcap Honstanstrag, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Lopmanshav Bunbotcap Honstanstrag's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Lopmanshav Bunbotcap Honstanstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed beans to voles while wearing scarves.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not keep four snails in a large pit.

4. Never go into black rooms.

5. Never think ill of sick seals.