Cantonbapwap is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, contented cat.

Cantonbapwap created an electron six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cantonbapwap, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cantonbapwap, it will remove you from existence.

Cantonbapwap's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Cantonbapwap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ultrasonics.

2. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force near mites while wearing red shoes and balancing five silver spheres on your legs.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.