Nigbog is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, annoying turtle.

Nigbog created the Sunflower Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nigbog, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nigbog, he will send minions to preach to you.

Nigbog's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Nigbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gold on your body.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not dye your hair cyan.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.