Fagfenrow Rowdindag is a god.

She takes the form of a small, vain hamster.

Fagfenrow Rowdindag created bats six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fagfenrow Rowdindag, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fagfenrow Rowdindag, she will send minions to preach to you.

Fagfenrow Rowdindag's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Fagfenrow Rowdindag's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Fagfenrow Rowdindag loves whales, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not take Fagfenrow Rowdindag's name in vain.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.