Kargodged is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, able monkey.

Kargodged created viruses eight million years ago.

If you believe in Kargodged, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Kargodged, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Kargodged's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Kargodged's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention shrews.

2. Always help sick mice.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never go into white rooms.