Badkamgud is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, tranquil crane.

Badkamgud created the Sol system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Badkamgud, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Badkamgud, she will not care at all.

Badkamgud's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Badkamgud's Holy Commandments

1. Badkamgud must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Badkamgud.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.