Flabrowdot is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, humane dog.

Flabrowdot created an up quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flabrowdot, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Flabrowdot, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Flabrowdot's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Flabrowdot's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

2. Hide if nine mites approach from the south.

3. Never hurt rats.

4. Never paint your face green.

5. Hide from indigo eagles for they are unholy.